U16A Godin (Ringette Association Of Burlington)


A mother was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her daughter.
 

Suddenly her daughter burst into the kitchen. Careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness! You are cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They are going to STICK! CAREFUL!!!!  I said be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY! Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! USE THE SALT!!!!!!!!

The mother stared at him. What is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?

The daughter calmly replied; I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play ringette.

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Submitted By Les Marozsan on Saturday, November 18, 2017 (123 views)
RAB goalies, this one's for you!
We have acquired some time for goalie training.
Please check the calendar, and this news article, for the respective date and time for your team. Read More

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Submitted By Les Marozsan on Tuesday, November 7, 2017 (258 views)
The Burlington Blast Tournament still has a limited number of spots open for Vendors to show off their merchandise or services. If you know of anyone that is interested, please direct them to the link above under Tournaments for further details.

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Submitted By Les Marozsan on Sunday, September 25, 2016 (5060 views)

Ringette starts soon and don't y'all want to be decked out in Blast Wear?
Jimmy Tees is our new official supplier.
Please check out the new collection under the MARKET tab above.
You will also see that there is information for On-Ice Ringette pants too.

If you have any questions or ordering inquiries, please contact Tina Corry, Merchandizing Coordinator at galecorry@gmail.com.

Don't delay, we have some deadlines to meet to get certain orders back for the early part of the season.
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